14 Really Dumb Ways People Have Died While Having Sex

 

Many people have died over years in the course of have a sexual in intercourse in dumb ways. Below are the 14 dumb ways people have died during intercourse.

1. CRUSHED BY A PIANO

In 1938, Jimmy Ferrozzo, a bouncer at the Condor Bar in San Francisco, and his main squeeze, dancer Theresa Hill, decided to do the horizontal cha-cha on the club's piano. It seemed like a fine

idea, until the piano started lifting off the ground. See, it was rigged with a hydraulic system to lift it up to the ceiling when it wasn't needed onstage...and the trigger got flipped. Ferrozzo died, but somehow Hill lived to tell the terrifying tale.

2. FALLING OFF A HOTEL BALCONY
In 1996, Sandra Orellana and her boss, Robert Salazar, were engaged in something sexual on an eighth-floor balcony of a Sheraton in Los Angeles. During the encounter, Orellana changed position and fell to her death. Salazar was tried for her murder, but found not guilty.
3. A HEART ATTACK DURING A THREE-WAY
Hagibis Jungao, a 45-year-old man, was enjoying some grown-up time with both his wife and his mistress, when suddenly both women came tearing down into the hotel lobby. Jungao had taken Viagra, and that, plus the added exertion of two ladies, had caused Jungao's heart to fail.
4. MAKING LOVE IN A CAR THAT ROLLS INTO A RIVER
Anita Harold and her boyfriend Richard Lang got into it in their car in East Yorkshire in 2002, and were going at it so amorously that they failed to notice that their car rolled into a nearby river. Authorities still aren't sure if this was an accident - or if they were pushed.
5. INHALING CARBON MONOXIDE WHILE DOING THE DEED
Mario Bugeanu, a Romanian football player, and his girlfriend, got home from a night out and were READY TO GO AT IT. They parked his car in their garage and shut the garage door, staying in the car to get it on. Unfortunately, they didn't actually turn off the car, and the garage filled with exhaust, killing them both.
6. BEING STRANGLED BY A "NEO-NAZI"
Simon Burley and Elizabeth Hallam liked to act out scenarios as part of their sex romps. In 2007, Hallam acted the part of a neo-Nazi hangman, and strung Burley up by the neck. Burley had given her a knife to cut him down before he suffocated, but unfortunately, it was too dull, and he died.
7. ELECTROCUTION WITH A HAIR DRYER
Many people enjoy a bit of a shock during sexual escapades, but there is a way to do it safely. In 2008, Kirsten Taylor died at the age of 29 when her husband Toby accidentally administered a higher shock than he meant to with the cord of a hair dryer.
8. BEING TOO EXCITED
Sachi and Tomio Hidaka were 34 when they wed, and had remained chaste through their entire lives up to that point. On their wedding night, they finally got to consummate their union, and both died of heart attacks.
9. COMMITTING SUICIDE AFTER SEEING ONE'S WIFE DOING IT WITH A HORSE
Hannibal Cantori killed his wife and then himself in 1993, and according to the note he left, it was due to the fact that his wife had cheated on him - with a horse. Cantori walked in on them and (reasonably) freaked.
10. AN ADULTEROUS THREE-WAY THAT LED TO A LAWSUIT
William Martinez, a 31-year-old police officer in Lawrenceville, Georgia, was having a threesome with another man and a woman who wasn't his wife, when he suddenly passed out, then died. It turned out that Martinez had a high blood pressure issue that his doctors hadn't properly warned him about. His widow sued for malpractice, and won $3 million.
11. HAVING SEX NEAR A PRIDE OF LIONS
A couple in Zimbabwe decided to have a quick tryst outside - which would be a fine idea, if it wasn't for the pride of lions nearby. The animals attacked them, and the woman died. Her male lover ran away and survived (but should be ashamed of himself).
12. BEING SMOTHERED BY GIANT BREASTS
A woman named Donna Lange smothered her boyfriend in 2013, using her giant breasts as weapons. The woman supposedly wore an LL-cup, which sounds pretty lethal.
13. BEING ATTACKED BY YOUR OWN JEALOUS WIVES
A Nigerian man named Uroko Onoja had six wives. In 2012, he was enjoying some sexytime with his youngest wife, when the other five wives all came to him demanding he have sex with them as well. He dropped dead before he could complete his husbandly duties.
14. TOO MUCH VIAGRA
In 2009, a Russian man bet two women he could have sex for 12 hours straight. Doubting his own abilities, Tuganov took an ENTIRE BOTTLE of Viagra. He did win the bet - $4300 - but died shortly thereafter of a heart attack.